Suzanne Westenhoefer (born March 31, 1961 in Columbia, Pennsylvania) is an out lesbian stand-up comedian.She starred as a panelist on GSN's 2006 remake of I've Got a Secret, which featured a panel of gay celebrities who had to guess the various guests' 'secrets' through a series of timed questions.
| 1 | Me and Martina | Nothing In My Closet But My Clothes |
| 2 | Eat Meat | Nothing In My Closet But My Clothes |
| 3 | Cats | I'm Not Cindy Brady |
| 4 | In Prison with Martha | Guaranteed Fresh |
| 5 | Friends in couples | Guaranteed Fresh |
| 6 | Call it Soda | Nothing In My Closet But My Clothes |
| 7 | Uterus Free | I'm Not Cindy Brady |
| 8 | Pluggin the Show | Nothing In My Closet But My Clothes |
| 9 | Living The American Dream | Guaranteed Fresh |
| 10 | Partying With The Amish | I'm Not Cindy Brady |
| 11 | The Needy Cat | Guaranteed Fresh |
| 12 | Wild Sex | Nothing In My Closet But My Clothes |
| 13 | The Blanket Test | I'm Not Cindy Brady |
| 14 | Do You Love Me | Nothing In My Closet But My Clothes |
| 15 | The Mormons | I'm Not Cindy Brady |
| 16 | A Study | I'm Not Cindy Brady |
| 17 | The Dog is Shitting Something Sparkly | Nothing In My Closet But My Clothes |
| 18 | Ultra Low Riders | Guaranteed Fresh |
| 19 | The Homo Depot | I'm Not Cindy Brady |
| 20 | Airline Trauma | Guaranteed Fresh |