| 1 | I am a fag hag | I'm the One That I Want | |
| 2 | Saved by the Gong | I'm the One That I Want | |
| 3 | Fatty choices | I'm the One That I Want | |
| 4 | But I'm a size 4 | I'm the One That I Want | |
| 5 | Chow-like Cho diet | I'm the One That I Want | |
| 6 | Korean-American role model | I'm the One That I Want | |
| 7 | Encore - Assmaster | I'm the One That I Want |